Tomorrow is my birthday and I feel old. I have never been married and I don't have any kids. I was engaged once, for a long time and I can say it's a good thing I can say I've never been married. Although, the long engagement made me feel like I wasn't good enough. My pre-birthday pity party right here. Where's the pinata and confetti. Now before anyone comments about how awesome I am in an attempt to make me feel better, I will say I know I am. I'm a fucking catch. Seriously. So this boyfriend better recognize! The ring better come sooner than later.