Thursday, December 12, 2013

What To My Wondering Eyes Should Appear, It's the Wienermobile, It Doesn't Need Reindeer

I got an early Christmas present from my mom yesterday. She knows me so well. I'm thinking about getting a little wreath for the front of it and using it as a Christmas decoration. 

Tuesday, December 10, 2013


No I didn't write this, but I'm sure I could have. I say, if you need this you are not a true snarkist. Just give it up already. Snark should come naturally.

A Year in Review

God I wish I could just link this, but I don't need any creepers creeping, you wouldn't be able to see it because of my privacy settings, and I'm still wearing my Snarky Cape. Go to Facebook and do your year in review.  I actually was quite amused by mine....
Here's a couple

"Dear Rebecca Martinson, Delta Gamma, from the University of Maryland,Judging from your email and some of your tweets, I think we could be great friends, even with the age difference. I'm pretty sure "cunt punt" will remain in my vocabulary FOREVER. Call me for drinks if you're ever in *Snaryville."

" I realized tonight that the cold makes me drive like a little old lady....hunched over the steering wheel, driving 5mph below the speed limit, cursing how cold it is."

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Green Beans Casserole? NO THANK YOU!

Every Thanksgiving someone wants the green beans casserole. I loathe green beans,  so every year I pass on that dish. This year I wanted some casserole Damn it,  so my solution, brussel sprouts.  I quartered them,  steamed them and followed the recipe from there.  Total winner. 

Brussel Spout Casserole

Go Buy
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1/2 cup of mik
1 teaspoon soy sauce
dash of pepper
4 cups brussel sprouts, steamed and quartered
1 1/2 cups French fried onions
Now Do This
Mix soup, milk, soy sauce and pepper together in a mixing bowl. Add brussel sprouts and 1 cup of the onions and stir to coat.  Pour into a 9x13 casserole dish and bake at 350 for 25 minutes. Stir. Top with remaining onions,.  Bake an additional 5 minutes.