Monday, January 27, 2014

Wanted: Professional Blogger Position

I sometimes day dream about my perfect job. The job that will change my life and make the 50 miserable hours I currently work turn into unicorns and rainbows. I really don't know a single person who says, "I love my job, I can't wait until Monday so I can go to work!" I'm sure there's someone out there who actually does love their job, but they are smart enough to keep it to their self so the rest of the miserably employed don't swoop in to steal their precious utopia. 
I am convinced the jobs that would make me happy are lottery winner or professional Blogger. Since the odds of the first are like one in a billion or one in infinity, I'm thinking professional Blogger could be the way to go. Now if I could figure out just how to make Jennifer Snarkypants a household name I'd be all set. I'd appreciate any advice from all the professional bloggers out there.  Until I make it big, I'll remain in my "unicorns and rainbows hell." 

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Jameson's Birthday

Today our baby turns one.  It's hard to believe how fast he's grown and how smart he is. I decided to do cupcakes for his special day. Of course I modified the recipe from the original.
3/4 cup whole wheat flour
1/4 cup cooking oats
1 tsp baking soda
1/4 cup peanut butter
1/4 cup apple sauce
1 egg
2 Tbs honey
1 cup grated carrots
Combine flour, oats and baking soda. Add remaining ingredients and stir.  Scoop batter into cupcake pan. Bake at 350 for 15-20 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean when inserted into center.
My "frosting" is cooked potatoes whipped with cottage cheese. You could do potatoes whipped with a chicken or beef stock too.
Frost however you like.... Smear with a knife or pastry bag it, like I did.  Refrigerate until the party.
If you couldn't tell from the pictures or the recipe, our baby is a dog,  but you could feed these to a kid too,  maybe sans the milkbones .

Friday, January 10, 2014

Cell Phone Blogging

Well it's been a few months since the computer cord was used as a chew toy and I'm still blogging from my phone, which is a total pain in the ass. I'mhoping for a new computer soon,  or I may be forced to go buy a new cord,  which is the logical thing to do. I also need the new computer for the screenplay, which will make me and Carol millions. Stay tuned for more frequent posts, until then you'll just get these shitty little blurbs because this is a PAIN IN THE ASS!