I see so many people falling victim to "fashion" and "style" everyday. Don't these people have a friend to tell them no, or a mirror? I would never let my friend complete, what I like to call the trifecta of fashion faux pas, draw in too-dark eyebrows, dye her hair an unnatural color, or push her boobs up to her earlobes in an outfit meant for someone in their twenties. There are also many other things I believe should be let go of after the age of 35, tattoos, piercings, acrylic nails, hairstyles which are frozen in place by one or more styling products, and the too tan, tan.
If you, or anyone you know, participates in any of the above, I apologize for, well, YOUR SENSE OF STYLE, or LACK Of, and/or the fact that you're a shitty friend for letting them leave the house.
I see these people on Facebook constantly and I so want to post real life examples, but I won't. So here are some examples I found online.
|Total clown makeup plus too dark eyebrows|
|wtf is this, too tan, eyebrows which remind me of Dopey|
|See I told you so.|