Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Fashion is Dead

As I was perusing Facebook a couple of days ago, a post from friend, who was at a local mall made me giggle... "rich kids in their yoga pants, drinking Starbucks." My comment on his post,  "are they still sporting Uggs too?" I'm not sure if this is a national thing, but it's the "rich kid" dress code in certain cities in the Mitten. The other parts to this outfit,  North Face jacket, Ray Ban aviators, iPhone, and the Range Rover daddy bought.
I see so many people falling victim to "fashion" and "style" everyday. Don't these people have a friend to tell them no, or a mirror? I would never let my friend complete,  what I like to call the trifecta of fashion faux pas, draw in too-dark eyebrows, dye her hair an unnatural color, or push her boobs up to her earlobes in an outfit meant for someone in their twenties. There are also many other things I believe should be let go of after the age of 35, tattoos, piercings,  acrylic nails,  hairstyles which are frozen in place by one or more styling products, and the too tan, tan.
If you, or anyone you know, participates in any of the above, I apologize for,  well,  YOUR SENSE OF STYLE, or LACK Of,  and/or the fact that you're a shitty friend for letting them leave the house.
I see these people on Facebook constantly and I so want to post real life examples, but I won't. So here are some examples I found online.
Total clown makeup plus too dark eyebrows  
wtf is this, too tan, eyebrows which remind me of Dopey

See I told you so.



Sunday, March 16, 2014

New Computer is Coming Soon!

I am super geeked to finally get a new computer.  This blogging by cell phone has been crap and the reason why I only post once every six months.  Be prepared world, Jennifer Snarkypants is planning her takeover of the world,  well maybe just the blogging world to begin with.  You also know that means more pinning, and more posts about the dogs.... I know you're all just as excited as me!
Jameson is.