Who, in their right mind, would pay $25 a pound for bologna? This girl, that's who. Babboo's birthday is today and he wanted to try Schweinebauch from Edelweiss Deli in Portland, Oregon. Living in the Mitten, I couldn't just jump in the car and pick up a few pounds, so I've been diligently visiting their website to see if it was back in stock for shipping. Sunday was my lucky day and I submitted my order for the minimum 3 pounds along with a pound of rosemary garlic bologna. I clicked "checkout," entered in my shipping info and up popped the total with the shipping charges, $109. Yep, that's not a typo, one-hundred nine dollars. Babboo told me not to order it when I told him the total with shipping, but he's totally worth it so I did. The UPS man should be knocking on the door tomorrow with a package of meat, B-O-L-O-G-N-A. Sing the song you know you want to. I'll post our review after we sample the deliciousness. It's wrapped in bacon, how could it possibly be bad?