I had to change the title of this to include "almost" because this doesn't apply to 99% of gay men. I don't understand why men are incapable of throwing away the empty toilet paper roll. Babboo will leave 2-3 squares on the roll and start a new one, but cannot throw the old one away. Today I went into the half bath and found this:
Do you see what I see? Will someone spontaneoulsy combust if they put that roll in the garbage? Will they drop dead on the spot? I just don't understand. There is even a peddle to open the garbage can, so there is no bending over. Cinderella's job is never done.