Sunday, February 28, 2016

Snarkiness Is Alive and Well

I'm still here I know it's been a long time. I did find full time employment which is a curse and a blessing. I'm staying away from that topic, as quite a few of my new co-workers are friends on Facebook.

I'm pretty sure I'm having yet another midlife crisis. My pinterest boards are filled with inspirational quotes, self help books I  believe I need, and engagement rings.  What I really need is a vacation. Some warm weather, a beach, and some fruity drinks could really help me with this MLC (midlife crisis).

I have the urge to get healthy, change my diet and start working out. I also have the urge to eat pasta and cake. So far, the pasta and cake are winning.  Maybe when the weather changes, the workout part will be easier to accomplish. We shall see. I know I don't want to be a huge whale in a bikini on the boat this summer.

I feel the need to post this statement on every blog post and will until I win the lottery or get the right job.
I am still looking for an outside sales position. If you are or know of someone who can make this happen, contact me immediately,  IMMEDIATELY!

Happy Sunday. I'm going to try to write more snark, so stay tuned.